Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Hateful bigots can't keep a good Queen down

Dance music queen Aviance stomped down the streets in New York's Gay Pride parade on the back of a gaily painted, fake elephant just days after being brutally beaten by four homophobic idiots.

Aviance's new single "Strut" (released on indie label Liza Records) has just hit and, despite having his jaws wired together and other injuries, Aviance is gonna do all he can to promote it. The indie scene supports him.

At least this bitch does.

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~Junkie Jones
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Pop It!

Kevin Richardson, the oldest and crankiest member of the Backstreet Boys, is leaving the "boy" band at age 33, or so says the group's Web site.

Apparently, he wants to pursue other interests ... which I can only assume to be amassing his Power Ranger collection, learning to dress himself and maybe - just maybe - girls.

The "Boys" plan to carry on bravely without him as none of them were quite sure what he did anyway.

"The door will always be open for [Kevin] to return to the Backstreet Boys," the group said.

Uh, would that be the back door? HA! I slay myself!



Lost in the crowd at MySpace? Try a place you may actually be
seen and heard!

~Junkie Jones
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